fuzzy on the outside. green on the inside. zero utility. very ripe. 100% cat.
^ actual footage of kiwicat. click it.
kiwicat is not just a cat that's a kiwi. it's also a kiwi that's a cat.
dear zespri: with the greatest possible respect to whoever is currently doing it — your mascot is not cute. kiwicat is real and a lot cuter. he is rounder than your current mascot. he is fuzzier than your current mascot. he is, by every metric we could think of, significantly cuter than your current mascot, and he already wears the sticker unprompted.
we are not asking for money. we are not asking for a partnership. we are asking you to look at him. that's it. that's the ask. the offer stands indefinitely and he is very patient.
— kiwicat team (unaffiliated, unpaid, serious)
it's basically just a cat but also a kiwi.
★ certified fresh
four steps. easier than picking a ripe avocado.
download Phantom on mobile or as a browser extension. this is your shopping basket.
buy SOL directly in Phantom, or send it over from an exchange. that's your grocery money.
paste the contract address into Jupiter or pump.fun and swap. always check it against the CA on this page or our X — accept no imitation fruit.
congratulations, you now own a piece of the fuzziest thing on Solana. post memes. tell a friend. stay ripe.